Title: Dancing Fancy Pirouettes
Author: i c h a vampire_patd 
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama, Adventure, Crossover
Character: Panic At The Disco, Potters, Malfoys, Icha
POV: 1^st person [mostly in Ryan’s]
Summary: brendon and ryan  fell into  some weird world... where are they??  read and find out
Author’s Note: remember this fanfic?? try to read it and tell me what you think! feedbacks are needed, okay??
Disclaimer: i dont own of any PATD member here or the Harry Potter character here. I just own myself here as Panic At The Disco’s general assistant.
Dedicated to:
any readers or my journal viewers

Chapter 2

The garden was really beautiful; it filled with red roses, white roses, yellow roses, pink roses, and blue roses. I rarely see the blue one, but they grew freely all over the rose garden.

I was really annoyed because Brendon was humming some Jonas Brother song that I never know what the title is. He hummed and tapped his toes when we were walking through the rose garden.

“CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP??” I said angrily

“Im bored, Ry” he stopped

“I don’t care.. but you drive me crazy with that Jonas Brother’s song. You look like a Disney’s teenie, you know” I replied him and he groaned. I just realized there something in Brendon’s hand

“Hey, what is that?” I pointed to the sparkling thing in Brendon’s hand.

“I assume it’s a tiara. Do you remember when we lifted off the ground? I had grabbed the tiara first, and I guess this tiara is a transportation or something. So magical”

“Let me look at it” I snatched the tiara. Its sparkling beautifully but looked cheap.

“Maybe, if we wore it, we would come back to the stage?” I said handing Brendon the tiara back.

“Ah.. maybe.. lets just try it” said Brendon.

“Wait-wait-wait!” I prevented him by holding his hand. “How about me?”

“Ryan.. remember how you got here? You grabbed my butt” said Brendon. And I groan. Ofcourse I wouldnt grab his apple-shaped butt again.

“What the hell?? You ask me to grab your apple-shaped butt again??” I protested

“Uh.. I don’t know.. maybe it will help” he grinned mischievously. How come he looked so pervert?

“No! I dont want to grab your f***ing butt again”

“Then stay here… as longest as you want” he laughed at me. He’s really annoying, what am I supposed to do? Should I really grab that butt? Oh geez… oh God, forgive me what ive sinned. Why Brendon looked so happy if I grabbed his butt? Ah yeah.. don’t you know that Brendon is a totally gay? Oh, let me clear it, he’s a bisexual.

“O..oo..kay..” I exhaled longily and grab his butt in unintended way.

“Ry.. you’re tickling me” he whimpered as I slapped his butt.

“Just f***ing wear it butthead!!” I yelled but he still laughed. Oh my, I hope we’re really coming back to the stage, so I could wash my hand.

“Okies.. honey” he said in sissy tone and giggled. Then, he wore the tiara as I shut my eyes waiting for the twirling sensation.

………….

But nothing happens. We’re still standing on the same spot. I saw Brendon had already worn the tiara with a wide grin in his face.

“We aren’t lifted off the ground?” I asked and released my grip from his butt.

“Nope…” Brendon shook his head then replaced the tiara from his head. “Maybe the magic has lost. Uh.. I want to go back…” he babycried.

“Oh shut up Brendon!” I yelled at him. I hope I had never grabbed his butt that time because it was useless. Shit happened! I got to hurry to wash my hand

“So.. so.. what are we going to do??” He asked.

“I think we should explore this garden and find out where are we” I sighed and walked again as Brendon’s following me.

We continued walking along the bushes but then finally we reached the backyard of beautiful house with british-victorian style.

Brendon stupefied when he’s scanning the beautiful house. We leaned to the back door but then someone yelled at us.

We turned around and spotted a beautiful girl in front of us pointing a wooden stick at us. She had a beautiful insane flame red straight hair, and it looked smooth. Her eyes were dead bright emerald green but in deadly look pointed us. She had pink cheek that seemed a bit pale maybe because England is so cold

Her lips twirled but looked so pretty, she put on some lipgloss on it so it looked glossy. I think she was 17 or something, because she looked really young. She wore a violet tee and a pair of jeans but she covered it with modern robe. Oh dear, I could forget Keltie for awhile now.

“YOU…. WHO ARE YOU! You want to attack my father through the backyard, don’t you huh!!? ” she yelled pointing her weird-wooden-stick to us.

“Me?” said Brendon. “Im Brendon Urie” Brendon grinned and leaned to her.

“Don’t move!! Stand steady!! I don’t care who you are!! What are you doing on my backyard!! Been trying to stab my father, eh?” she yelled again with her wooden stick. I guess she’s crazy. Maybe she thinks that that weird-wooden-stick will hurt us. But the way she looked mad really made her more beautiful.

“Your father?” said Brendon

“Uh.. it was a mistake.. we don’t know how we get here…” I said raised my hands.

“You must be Malfoy’s lackeys! I should have jinxed the other lackeys so that Malfoy wouldn’t send his other stupid lackeys!”

I puzzled what had just she said. Who’s Malfoy? I didn’t know him.

“Who’s Malfoy? I even don’t know anything about your dad” I said finally. The girl pointed her stick to my nose.

“Don’t lie to me scumbag! You deserve to be tortured. Now! Sectum…” said the girl glowered

 “Expelliarmus!!” someone in like our age yelled from behind making the wooden stick on her hand dropped on the ground. The guy was as tall as me in his early 2o’s. He had a messy black hair and he had a handsome face. He wore a blue jumper and a scarf around his neck.

He said, Expelarmus? Explarmus? What does it mean? Soon, the guy mouthed a strange language and the girl’s stick flied to him.

“Sevo!” she whined at that guy who was walking towards us.

“It’s the 4^th time you point to some strange people near from our house” he said aggravated. Who was he? Maybe he was her boyfriend or something?

“Hey.. hey.. hey.. wait. Listen we don’t know anything about your ‘Malfoy’ stuff or even your dad. I don’t know what happened and why you pointed your weird stick to us. We just need help here” said Brendon to the guy who just appeared.

“LIAR! I wont let you hurt daddy” the spazzy girl yelled.

“LILY! Could you stay calm? Im afraid you’re having a miscommunication here. Keep it down” the guy started to lose his patience; he kept his stick and the girl’s stick beneath his robe.

“Im sorry strangers…. Who are you?” he turned as he asked to us with his British accent.

“Im Ryan Ross and this is Brendon Urie” I said in in quick smile.

“Okay.. Mr. Ross and Mr. Urie. what are you doing on my backyard?” he asked stood steadily

“Well, its kinda complicated. We are in band and we were playing in some concert in Glastonbury” I said. “Suddenly, a tiara landed on the stage then Brendon grabbed the tiara and I saw he was going to disappear from stage. Maybe it sounds so silly, but I saw his feet lifted off the ground so I grabbed him” I tried to explain everything.

“What did you grab, Ryan?” asked Brendon mischievously

“Oh shut up” I replied as Brendon started giggling

“Then, we felt like spinning around and then we landed on a rose garden. It was really weird, seriously” I added

“They’re liar Sevo! They want to kill dad! I know it!” the girl screamed like she was really crazy. “They are Death Eaters!!” added the girl again

“What?” finally Brendon spoke up. “No we’re not…!” he added.

“Don’t deny it scumbag!” she snatched the wooden stick beneath the guy’s robe and murmured some language to Brendon. Soon Brendon sent backwards and hit the wall so hard. He groaned.

“LILY!!” the guy took the girl’s wooden stick.

“I… I.. don’t know what happened.. what have you just done, miss? You..” I stuttered.

“Ow.. my back and my butts are hurt” Brendon still laid on the ground rubbing his butt. He shot a mad look to the girl.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, CRAZY GIRL!!??” he yelled.

“Lily! Could you just calm down!!?” the guy glared at the girl and watched Brendon in sympathy

“Im sorry mister,… are you alright?” he leaned to Brendon and helped him up.

“No im not! Your girlfriend is so spazzy, you know!” Brendon clenched his jaw as I laughed at him.

“Im sorry, she’s not my girlfriend.. she’s my sister. And sorry she become so mad like this” said the guy. “Your accent seems like an American. Are you American?” said the guy as Brendon stood up tapping his jeans from the dirt.

“Yes we are” I added snorting at Brendon

“Ryan! You’re laughing at me!” he whined

“So what? Im glad, this girl made you hit the wall”  I laughed again and louder.

“Okay, American wizards… can I see the tiara that you’ve mentioned?” the guy asked and soon Brendon let out a silver tiara from his pocket. The guy examined the tiara and nodded.

 “I said they’re going to kill, dad, Sev!” the girl yelled but then her brother pointed his stick to his sister.

“Silencio!” as he waved the stick on his sister. And suddenly the girl yelled with no voice, it was like something had turned off her volume. That was ridiculous.

“Wow.. you’re a magician or something?” said Brendon watching the girl yelled silently

“Magician? What are you talking about?” he chuckled “We know we’re doing magic. You seem so new in magical things. Doesn’t your parents teach you how to learn magic?” said the guy.

“Uh.. not. We are not raised as magician” I replied

“Magician?” he laughed. “We’re not magician, wait a second…” he looked confused. “Are you two muggles?” asked the guy

“Huh?” I scratched my head “What’s muggles? Is that how British says Rockstar?” I teased and laughed a little.

“Oh dear, they’re muggles, Lily!” he added in astonishment as he waved his wooden stick to make his sister back normally.

“I bet it because of this portkey” The guy handed the tiara to his sister. “So we need to alert someone from Magical Accident and Catastrophes Department. We need to have these muggles memories modified”

“I don’t think so.. they’re lying!” said the girl

“Lets prove it with Honestly Jinx, Lil” the guy looked pissing off by his sister’s stubbornness.

The guy waved his wooden stick at me and Brendon. I fell something tingling all over my body as we stunned.

“Lil.. they really are…” as the guy gasped and removed his wooden stick and turned to his sister’s face. Both of them looked startled, they were exchanging look and paused.

“Uh… Mr. Ross? Mr. Urie?” finally the guy said. “We’re sorry for the mess. Uhmm…” he paused.

“Im Albus Severus Potter anyway. And this is my sister Lily Potter. And this is our house..” the guy shook our hand and scratched his head.

“Okay? So? Can you explain how we could be here?’ I asked.

“Surely, how about getting inside. Shallwe?” he smiled and led us to their house. Lily shot an annoying look to Brendon, so did Brendon. It seemed he had already hated her.